Minty the Assassin (2009)
1h 20m
Running Time
August 7, 2009Release Date
Minty the Assassin (2009)
1h 20m
Running Time
August 7, 2009Release Date
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Plot.
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
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Cast & Crew.
Elina Madison
Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
Big Boss
Jacki R. Chan
Molly Leviathan
Jade English
Hot Security Guard
Tabitha Taylor
Double Delicious
Elan Tom
Bruce Zee
Chip Joslin
Dr. Brain Bender
Eugene Baldovino
Director
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Wiki.
Eugene Baldovino directed a movie.