Ted & Venus (1991)
1h 40m
Running Time
August 8, 1991Release Date
Plot.
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Where to Watch.

Currently Ted & Venus is available for streaming online, rent, buy or watch for free on: Tubi TV
Streaming in:🇺🇸 United States
Cast & Crew.

Bud Cort
Ted Whitley / Director / Screenplay

James Brolin
Max Waters

Kim Adams
Linda Turner

Carol Kane
Colette

Pamella D'Pella
Gloria

Brian Thompson
Herb

Rhea Perlman
Grace

Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran

Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney

Roberta Wallach
District Attorney

Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse

Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch

Tony Genaro
Bailiff

Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher

Andrea Martin
Bag Lady

Cassandra Peterson
Lisa

Tracy Reiner
Shelly

Arleen Sorkin
Marcia

Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend

Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner

Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother

Lily Mariye
Rose

Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter

Thomas Conroy
Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)

Shelly Werk
Nurse

Victor Talmadge
Orderly

John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1

Rob Moran
Patient #2

Clint Allen
Patient #3

Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude

Barbara Leary
Guest

Jacqueline Chauvin
Women's Group Head

Bridget Flaherty
Women's Group #1

Pat Ast
Women's Group #2

Grif Griffis
Women's Group #3

Philip K. Irven
Ted's Cellmate

Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1

Craig Ng
Prisoner #2

Jim Maniaci
Prisoner #3

Mik Scriba
Prison Guard

Chad S. Taylor
Chainsaw Juggler

Christopher McMullen
Horseback Rider

Joe Paul
Wino

Jerome Coleman
Park Bench Lover

Tamara De Treaux
Park Bench Lover

Peter Koch
Cop #1

Karl Rumburg
Cop #2

Chris Paul Davis
Cop #3

Tripp Law
Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)

Norma Maldonado
Cop #5

Randolf Turrow
Beach Blanket Lover / Producer

David Robbins
Original Music Composer

Katina Zinner
Editor

Dana Weems
Costume Design

Dan Parada
Casting

Robert Stover
Art Direction

William Martens
Screenplay / Associate Producer

Rick Montgomery
Casting

Rosemarie Fall
Costume Design

Arturo Rojas
Hairstylist

Dietrich Lohmann
Director of Photography

Lynn Christopher
Production Design

Krishna Shah
Executive Producer

Mark Daniel Jones
Producer

Paul Ciotti
Story / Screenplay

William Talmadge
Producer

Tonyia Verna
Makeup Supervisor

Randall Kubota
Executive Producer

Peter Zinner
Editor

Gene Serdena
Set Decoration

Bill Fletcher
Wigmaker

Derek Marcil
Foley Mixer / ADR Mixer
Media.

Details.
Wiki.
Ted & Venus is a 1991 American black comedy film directed by Bud Cort, written by Cort and Paul Ciotti and featuring an all-star cast. The original music is composed by David Robbins.
The film premiered theatrically in New York City on December 20, 1991, and was later released on home video in 1993. On March 1, 2005, the film was released on DVD in Canada by Legacy Entertainment in full frame format.
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