Never Say Never Mind (2003)
1h 33m
Running Time
August 26, 2003Release Date
Never Say Never Mind (2003)
1h 33m
Running Time
August 26, 2003Release Date
Plot.
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
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Cast & Crew.

John Rhys-Davies

Bruce Payne

Nick Brimble

Eric Loren

Vincent Marzello

William Hope

Denis Lill

Vendela Stjernstrom
Self

Anthony Brophy
Sean

Cecilie Bull
Self

Cecilie Bull
Self

Erika
Self

Dyan Keenan
Leather Nun

Janet McCabe
Double Oh

Elizabeth Richard
Queen Elizabeth

Ebony Gilbert
Helga

Emilio Ferrari
Producer

Helga
Self

Buzz Feitshans IV
Director

Colin Munn
Cinematography

Matt Western
CastingDirector

Louise Page
Costume Design

Robert Etoll
Music

Ron Bryan
Writer

Stephen Daly
Production Design

Graham Hills
Special Effects Technician

Jennifer Richardson
Visual Effects

Elisabetta Rogiani
Costume Design

B. Daniel Martinez
Writer

Louise Hodges
Details.
Wiki.
Never Say Never Mind: The Swedish Bikini Team is a 2001 British film spoof starring Bruce Payne, John Rhys-Davies and Cecilie Bull. It was directed by Buzz Feitshans IV.