Crooks (2002)
1h 20m
Running Time
February 2, 2002Release Date

Plot.
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Where to Watch.
No streaming offers found
Cast & Crew.

Jim Norton
Paul

Jessica Alexander
Carmella

Rozie Bacchi
Paulette

Rozie Bacchi
Paulette

Maggie Bagley
Angela

D. Banno
Postal Worker on Break #5

Carmine Battista
Frank Perrigrinno

Michael Carrara
Agent Russo

David Brown
Officer Tafoozi

Charlie Callas
Sol solzberg

Dale Grand
Bert Lanstein

Irma St. Paule
Agnes DeMilo

Wade Mylius
Postal Inspector #2

Ken Halsband
Creative Producer

Harry Clein
Creative Producer

Paul Battista
Director / Writer / Producer

Dan Battista
Producer / Writer

Victoria Dolceamore
Composer

Duncan Burns
Editor
