If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)
1h 53m
Running Time
January 24, 2025Release Date
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)
1h 53m
Running Time
January 24, 2025Release Date
Network & Production Companies


Plot.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Where to Watch.
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Cast & Crew.

Rose Byrne
Linda / Executive Producer

Delaney Quinn
Child

Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring / Director / Screenplay / Executive Producer

A$AP Rocky
James

Ivy Wolk
Diana

Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant

Conan O'Brien
Therapist

Manu Narayan
Landlord

Danielle Macdonald
Caroline

Eva Kornet
Breathworker

Ella Beatty
Kate

Helen Hong
Eva

Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen

Josh Pais
Brad

Ronald Bronstein
Caroline’s Husband / Producer

Laurence Blum
Police Officer

Benny Safdie
Producer

Lark White
Vanessa

Amy Judd Lieberman
Melanie

Char Sidney
Nurse

Jodi Michelle Pynn
Nurse

Christian Slater
Father (uncredited)

Tatiana Bears
Co-Producer

Bruno Vernaschi-Berman
Co-Producer

Nitasha Bhambree
Stunt Coordinator

Josh Safdie
Producer

Sara Murphy
Producer

Ryan Zacarias
Producer

Christopher Messina
Director of Photography

Lucian Johnston
Editor

Eli Bush
Producer

Richie Doyle
Producer
Media.

Details.
Release DateJanuary 24, 2025
StatusReleased
Running Time1h 53m
Filming LocationsMontauk, United States
Genres
Last updated:
This Movie Is About.
therapist
female protagonist
motherhood
woman director
absent husband
anxious
mysterious illness
Wiki.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American drama film directed and written by Mary Bronstein and starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Lark White, Ivy Wolk, Daniel Zolghadri, Delaney Quinn, and ASAP Rocky. The film is set to be distributed by A24.