The Baby Juice Express (2004)
1h 25m
Running Time
April 19, 2004Release Date
The Baby Juice Express (2004)
1h 25m
Running Time
April 19, 2004Release Date
Plot.
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Where to Watch.

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Cast & Crew.

Nick Moran
Des / Writer

Nick Brimble
Krakowski

Lisa Faulkner
Lauren

Phil Davis
Frank O'Reilly

Samantha Womack
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Joe Bugner
Palooka

Julian Clary
Jason

Angela Douglas
Celestia

David Cardy
Goldberg

Dave Courtney
Baxter

Ruth Jones
Gladys

Dave Courtney
Baxter

Gary Tiplady
Burke

Callum Dixon
Hare

Hugh Fraser
Arthur Burnett CBE
