Back in 1999 people were flinging cash at "The Internet" like zoo chimps fling shit. Some morons at Shockwave.com decided to give the wonderfully congenitally obnoxious Trey Parker and Matt Stone a free hand to create animated Flash cartoons. Yeah, the South Park guys. They created "Princess", which was curtailed after only two episodes, probably because the executives finally got around to seeing what they had bought. So much for their fantasies to "mass market across multiple platforms." These episodes are gross. You have been warned.